What really happened to the dinosaurs? Most people suspect that they were hit by a meteor, or got destroyed by a volcanic eruption. But I have a different theory. I believe that they were scared off by a different, larger, scarier creature. A creature so large and terrifying that it scared off all the dinosaurs off this planet and they moved to Krypton in a flying pancake. Of course, these creatures are sheep. Sheep are dangerous, monstrous creatures and they must be tamed or they will become unstoppable. That is why we rip the wool off these creatures monthly. Comment if you agree, but if you don't the sheep will get you.
Have you ever noticed that in almost every cartoon there's something about quicksand? Well where's the quicksand here! I mean, when was the last time you were casually strolling through a flaming rainforest in the middle of the night and you stumble into quicksand. I would bet never. I am startled at the lack of quicksand and I would like to put it on the endangered species list. Comment if you agree. if you don't, rub yourself in grease and go see your neighborhood lions.
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