One day, at lunch, the teachers were like "you guys talk too much so were gonna give you these cups. Red means shut up, yellow means whisper, and green means talk normally." And they said it in a way like they expected to think it was all PEACHY and WONDERFUL, but IT'S NOT! And then they give us this green cup, BUT THEY NEVER USE IT! And if the teachers used logic, then they would realize that if they used green often, then that would enforce yellow and red more. But they keep us on red half the time, so everyone whispers when it's on red instead of yellow, and when it's on yellow we talk like it's on green, because we "aren't allowed" to talk on any other cup they put us on, but we still do. The every day, the teachers come in and are like"this in unacceptable, you guys are too loud, blah blah blah" And I'm like USE LOGIC YOU HALFWITS!
One day, I was wondering through the woods and I ran into a time machine. Knowing the dangers in the past like the dinosaurs and cavemen, I chose to go to the future. When I furiously crash-landed onto the surface of the earth, I almost died, but I didn't. I automatically knew that I was the last human on Earth. I drastically searched for the time machine, but it seemed to have disappeared. When I saw what was in front of me, I nearly died, but I didn't. There was a tiger who towered over the monstrously evolved trees, with fangs the size of a column in a cathedral, and eyes the size of the jumbo screen at a hockey game.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK" Is exactly what I DIDN'T say, as far as you know. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK" I didn't say as I didn't run away. I might have possibly kind of maybe fought the giant creature, and I might have almost died, but I didn't. Then I ran into a giant butterfly, not because I was running away though, but I did, and it was HUGE. But then, I saw something. It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. It was tinted red, but had a green leaf sprouting from the top. It was the biggest apple I had ever seen. By now, you would have thought that I would have figured out that everything in this world was giant, and I almost did, but I didn't. Anyways, I attempted to jump to the apple, but it was so large that I thought that it was an inch away from me, but it was a light year away. It was actually the sun. But I didn't know that at the time. Then I started falling through the sky and off a cliff. I smashed on the ground in a chasm that was a mile deep. I thought I died, but I didn't. Stupid apple. Then, I started running away from the butterfly- er, I mean the tiger- er, I mean, ummm… that's all I got. Well, anyway, while I was running, I tripped on a blade of grass and scraped my knee, and I died. Yay! What if art came to life? What would you draw? I would draw a giant handlebar mustache and then kill it when it came to life. Then I would tape it to my face, for no apparent reason.
I like art, but it's not my favorite subject. I might draw a weapon of some sort, or a mansion, or a bunch of gold. I would make a bunch of little troll thingies that would do a bunch of work that I don't want to do. I might make a map of a fiction place so it would come to life and I could live in it. I might draw a giant soccer ball that you could move with your mind, or a strange invention that let you fly or some other super power. If art did come to life, what would you draw? Who is the strongest Spongebob character? Larry the Lobster? King Neptune? Sandy Cheeks? Comment your answers.
In my opinion, every Spongebob character is fly and boss. Some top ones are JKL, Tony Fast, Larry the Lobster, King Neptune, and Man Ray. Comment your answers. Mine is Rocky!
What is your favorite food? This is a pretty simple blog post, but my friend Stephan said (and I quote) "I will comment 30 times if you do that." So here I am. Just comment your answers (especially you, Stephan!)
P.S. My favorite is pie. I like pie! If you haven't noticed, I sort of have a problem with Spongebob. I just want to know what you guys think about all the spongebob characters. So who truly is the most intelligent character in the popular animated television show, Spongebob Squarepants? Gary is obviously a nominee, and so are Plankton and Sandy. But Patrick can be smart too, so I don't know. Comment to vote, and comment in the comments section if you like these kinds of posts and I might do some more. Your vote doesn't have too be one of the characters I listed, just vote on who you think is the smartest.
To any of you other Chelsea fans, Brandon, Evan, I would like to point out that Chelsea upset #1 Liverpool 2-0. Chelsea dominated in passing, defense, and offense. While Liverpool had several chances offensively, they did a terrible job putting goals in the back of the net. Coutinho, a Liverpool forward, had a wide open left-footed shot from an aerial cross, but he placed it off by several feet. Steven Gerrard made a crucial mistake in extra time of the first half and lost control of the ball, giving up a goal for Chelsea. The other goal happened at the very end of the second half, when Chelsea somehow got into a 2 vs. Goalie situation, and put it into the back of the net easily. That was the overview of the game. I hope you enjoyed my summary, and if you're a Liverpool fan, NA NA NANA NA! What if I said "Trust no one"? Would you trust me? That's what null void questions are about. Here are a couple to get your brain thinking. Comment your answers or explain your thinking about them.
If an unstoppable force met an immovable object, would the object move? What came first, the chicken or the egg? If your mom said "Trust everyone," and your dad said "Trust no one," what would you do? The cool things about these questions is that they don't have an answer. Sometimes it's just fun to think about them. Comment and tell me if you know any more. There are three easy steps to being amazing at b-ball:
1: Take unbelievably hard shots and say "Terrible shot. I'm just off my game." when you miss. If you make it, remain calm and pretend you do it all the time. 2: Never take the same shot more than once. Chances are you're going to miss both or all the times, which will look bad. 3: Comment on other people's ballin' skills to make yourself seem a lot better than you really are. It also makes it sound like you know what you're doing. Good luck ballers! |