One day, I was wondering through the woods and I ran into a time machine. Knowing the dangers in the past like the dinosaurs and cavemen, I chose to go to the future. When I furiously crash-landed onto the surface of the earth, I almost died, but I didn't. I automatically knew that I was the last human on Earth. I drastically searched for the time machine, but it seemed to have disappeared. When I saw what was in front of me, I nearly died, but I didn't. There was a tiger who towered over the monstrously evolved trees, with fangs the size of a column in a cathedral, and eyes the size of the jumbo screen at a hockey game.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK" Is exactly what I DIDN'T say, as far as you know. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK" I didn't say as I didn't run away. I might have possibly kind of maybe fought the giant creature, and I might have almost died, but I didn't. Then I ran into a giant butterfly, not because I was running away though, but I did, and it was HUGE.
But then, I saw something. It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. It was tinted red, but had a green leaf sprouting from the top. It was the biggest apple I had ever seen.
By now, you would have thought that I would have figured out that everything in this world was giant, and I almost did, but I didn't. Anyways, I attempted to jump to the apple, but it was so large that I thought that it was an inch away from me, but it was a light year away. It was actually the sun. But I didn't know that at the time. Then I started falling through the sky and off a cliff. I smashed on the ground in a chasm that was a mile deep. I thought I died, but I didn't. Stupid apple.
Then, I started running away from the butterfly- er, I mean the tiger- er, I mean, ummm… that's all I got. Well, anyway, while I was running, I tripped on a blade of grass and scraped my knee, and I died. Yay!
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK" Is exactly what I DIDN'T say, as far as you know. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK" I didn't say as I didn't run away. I might have possibly kind of maybe fought the giant creature, and I might have almost died, but I didn't. Then I ran into a giant butterfly, not because I was running away though, but I did, and it was HUGE.
But then, I saw something. It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. It was tinted red, but had a green leaf sprouting from the top. It was the biggest apple I had ever seen.
By now, you would have thought that I would have figured out that everything in this world was giant, and I almost did, but I didn't. Anyways, I attempted to jump to the apple, but it was so large that I thought that it was an inch away from me, but it was a light year away. It was actually the sun. But I didn't know that at the time. Then I started falling through the sky and off a cliff. I smashed on the ground in a chasm that was a mile deep. I thought I died, but I didn't. Stupid apple.
Then, I started running away from the butterfly- er, I mean the tiger- er, I mean, ummm… that's all I got. Well, anyway, while I was running, I tripped on a blade of grass and scraped my knee, and I died. Yay!